Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu?

"Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Savior Cthulhu? Please do not run away, I mean no harm.
I am not he, just his spawn, maybe if you took me back to your leaders I could teach you all about our Lord and his wonders. Ohhh.. no forgive me, I have impaled you. I only meant to carry you, so you would listen"